It's Hard to Be Three When You Want to Be Fourteen

In my family, this expression is called "The Henson Laser Eyes". It can cut through glass.

Harper is not happy lately. Her general state of mind is Frustration At The World. She knows what she wants and The World just will not cooperate. Tantrums, time outs, mean-voiced talking. She's bored, she's hungry, the blanket WILL NOT LAY PERFECTLY STRAIGHT #$%*&*!!!

Good thing for her that she's still cute and her melodrama is hilarious. It's just hard not to laugh sometimes...when I'm not tempted to pull out my hair.

Comments

[cheek]

I think she just hasn't been spending enough magic time with her Fairy Godparents.

[Kristen]

I think you are right.

[Edy]

Do these faces come with foot stamping? Primordial screams??

[courtney]

Here is what you have to look forward to: After 3 weeks of having baby birds on our front porch, my darling 6 year old Jaden says, "Why do they have to shit so much?"